My friend Val was going to be married. His fiancée’s father decided to talk to him. “So,” said the father, “you want to be my son-in-law”? Val said, “Not really, but if I want to marry your daughter I really don’t have a choice”. Really great first impression. As a comedian, I love saying things … More I Thought It Was Funny!!!
When I got engaged (the first time) her father asked me what I planned to do for a living. I said that God would provide. He asked me how I would be able to buy a house and sustain a family. Again, I said that God would provide. Afterward, I heard his wife ask how it went. Her Dad said, “Well, he doesn’t have a job or any plans for the future, but the good news is he thinks I’m God.” … More Get a Job!