An Arkansas ￼guy named ￼Keegan Byers called the police recently to report A robbery. Someone had stolen his extra cheese burger! I know! Who would do such a cowardly deed? The police said the man was extremely intoxicated. Byers said he bought two but only ate one before going to sleep. And oh, by the … More Give me back my burger!!
When I was a kid, I went with my friend Chris to his grandparents house. His Grandpa was showing us pictures of him in WWII. Chris asked his Grandpa if he ever killed someone while he was there. He said, “I hope not. I was the cook”! I am not a good cook. Oh, I … More Yuk! You’re Killing Me!!!