I think it would be cool if refrigerators had a scale attached and they would only open if you have lost some weight.￼ For thinner people, it would scan you and open only if your BMI was within acceptable range. I would love it! Chubby guys like me wouldn’t be able to eat the left … More On a scale from 1 to 10…!!￼
I really hate the ‘My Story’ feature on Facebook. Each time I click on one when my friends ‘add to their story’ links I get totally stressed out trying to read it before time runs out. Horrible feature for people with seizures. Anyone agree? I have enough stress in my life without Facebook adding more. … More I’ve Got Your Story!!!
Is it really necessary to make the ‘thumbs up’ graphic on Facebook Messenger so gigantic and blue? It always freaks me out! It’s like it got nailed hard with a hammer. Bigger isn’t always better and if you went to THAT place, shame on you! I know! Certain things you don’t want to be big. … More Ahhhh!!! My Thumb Is Swelling And Turning Blue!!!
A pizza guy came to our door last night. I told him that we didn’t order a pizza and that it must be a mistake. “No, it’s not,” he said. “A friend of yours forgot his Facebook password and wanted to show you what he was eating for dinner.” So many people post pictures of … More I Don’t Care What You’re Having For Dinner!!!!
Heather wanted a Pebble watch this year and prefers a heavy metal band rather than the leather one that comes with the watch. My neighbor gave me an idea for a gag gift. I took her old Pebble watch and super glued a Metallica CD to the face of it. Wait for it…. I’m your … More You Idiot!!!
A woman was praying one night and said to God, “Lord please cause my husband to love me, be concerned about me, spend more time with me, sleep closer to me and be concerned about every little thing about me, even the smallest of scratches”. God turned her into a smart phone. In today’s … More I Need You to Charge Me!!
“Here are some people I’d like to introduce to you. I think you would make great friends. You never have to see them, help or deal with them in any way, but they will be your friend.”
Facebook … More How to Lose “Friends”!!