You hear this a lot. The very fact that you say it means it’s not true. When you’re completely over someone, you will stop talking about them. They won’t even cross your mind. I don’t want to see you on an episode of dateline. That’s really not the best way to get the other person … More I’m Completely Over Him!!!
Yesterday I took a train downtown. About halfway there the tracks shifted and we started going east. It wouldn’t stop. When we finally did, it was a 30 borscht stop. It was cool because I had never been to Russia. Plus I was all wet. My friends don’t believe me, but I’m pretty sure it … More All Aboard!!!
I am completely fearless. It’s such a feeling of freedom! I’m just perceived as a ‘Man’s Man’, whatever that means. Wait a minute, I just heard a car in the driveway! It’s my Mother in law! I need to hide! OK, truth be told, I have many fears and they’re not always rational. That’s why … More I Fear Nothing!! I Aint No Punk!!!
I need to build a wall so my ex wives and girlfriends can’t get through it. Now, I just have to figure out a way for them to pay for it. It’s either a wall or a well stocked panic room. I’m sure you thought I was going To take the political angle but … More I’m Building A Wall!!!!
Facebook has developed software that will allow you to *limit* the number of feeds you see from your exes. Here’s a better idea. BLOCK THEM! I can see it now. Facebook restraining orders. Seriously, at least until (If ever) you become friends with former significant others, why in the world would you want to … More Facebook Is Now Officially Wacko!!
