We just returned from my 45th high school reunion. 45th? I know!! How can that possibly be? Where has the time gone? Where did this belly come from? It was really a great time until Nannette tripped over her walker and we all went down like dominoes. Actually both events went very well. In fact … More 45th!!!! Impossible!!!
All of my keyboards are messed up this morning. I know it’s true because they keep misspelling words! I know! Frustrating. There are so many keyboards available now but they are all flawed. I’m a writer. I have to have a keyboard that works properly. If not, I look like absolute moron. I paid attention … More Stupid Keyboard! It’s Broken !!!!
I had a very dedicated audience tuned into my radio show every morning. Then the guy died and ruined everything. I always wanted to be a radio host. When I was very young, I took my parents radio apart to figure out how people could be talking and singing in there. I know, I probably … More Just Read The Cards!!!
My daughter hated going to school. One weekend she really went nuts about going back on Monday. I decided to tell her, “Honey, if you don’t go to school Daddy will go to jail”. She paused and then asked, “How long will you be gone”? I’m really not sure if my kids really liked high … More I’m Going To Jail!!!
While studying geology one day, the teacher was showing us how to read a map. After explaining latitude, longitude, degrees, and minutes she asked, “If I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude . . .?” After a long silence, I … More Eat Lunch Where??
In high school, I had a teacher who was particularly tough. Mrs.Beck gave me a tough grade on a project that I thought was unfair. It was around Valentine’s Day so I got her a nice box of chocolates, thinking she might change her mind. I included a card that said, “Be mine!” three next … More Bribe Backfired!!
When I was a kid it I was always in trouble. We were memorizing the states one day when the teacher asked me to name them. I named 40. He said when he was my age he could name them all. I told him that was unfair because when he was my age there were … More State Your Name!!