Rant Or Explode!!!

When I was growing up in Eureka California there was a beautiful hotel called the Eureka Inn. The rooms were pretty expensive and the meals at the restaurant we’re also expensive. My mom and dad took me there after graduation. What a difference 40 years can make. I was particularly disturbed while in the restaurant … More Rant Or Explode!!!


When I was a teenager, I worked for a time in the logging industry. I needed a job badly. I told the foreman I needed a job and I was pretty good. He told me to chop down a tree, which I did with ease. He hired me on the spot. He wanted to know … More Timber!!!

Eat Lunch Where??

While studying geology one day, the teacher was showing us how to read a map. After explaining latitude, longitude, degrees, and minutes she asked, “If I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude . . .?” After a long silence, I … More Eat Lunch Where??

Who’s Calling??

I worked for the Air Force. My first day, I tried to impress an Airman who started walking into my office. I picked up the the phone and said, “Yes, General, I’ll have it completed this afternoon. Thank you, sir, and the best to your family as well.” I asked the Airman what I could do for him. He said, “Nothing, really, I’m just here to hook up your phone.” … More Who’s Calling??