My friend Steve really needed a new laptop for college but he also wanted to ‘pop the question’ to his girlfriend. He took her to dinner and surprised her on one knee with a beautiful engagement ring. Then he asked, “Megan, will you do me the honor of buying me a new laptop?” I don’t … More No! I Won’t Marry You!!!
A friend of mine proposed with a large diamond ring. His girl was thrilled until she discovered it was a cubic zirconia. She angrily confronted him and he said, “Honey, I’m Irish. I bought it on St. Patrick’s day so it felt right to get a sham-rock”. There was no wedding. She dumped him on … More You’re A Phoney!!!