A guy left the front door open so a repairman could get in while he was out. His instructions: The bulldog is really easy going unless provoked. BUT DON’T TALK TO THE BIRD!! The dog was fine, but the bird kept talking. He finally said, “Shut up”! The bird said, “Get him, Spike”! I’ve watched … More Spike This!!
A woman had a heart attack. She saw God and asked if her time was up. God said, “No, you have another 43 years to live.” With her new lease on life, she decided to have a face-lift, liposuction and a tummy tuck. After healing, she was crossing the street and was hit by a bus. She asked God, “I thought you said I had another 40 years! Why didn’t you save me from that bus?” God replied, “Girl, I didn’t recognize you!” … More Solid Foundation!!