One of my grand children was looking at a magazine and said to me, “Look grandpa, it’s a frikin’ elephant.￼￼” Stunned, I asked him what he said. He said it again, “It’s a frikin’ elephant!” I was about to scold him when I took a good look at the magazine article and sure enough he … More A frikin’ elephant!!!
I feel so sorry for elephants. So many other species are very colorful but the poor elephants are just a dull grey. Plus they’re not allowed to stay at most Ritz Carlton Hotels. Sad. I know this is true because I’ve never seen one there. This science is not conclusive because I’ve only stayed at … More I’m So Sorry!!!
There are some things that I just don’t understand. Why does Cupid represent love? The last thing I would ever want is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon. We’ve all seen the pictures on Valentines Day. Little Cupid with his bow drawn and ready to fire at someone’s heart. Cheeseburgers and … More I Think I Love You – Ouch!!!
I remember when Dick Chaney went hunting with a friend…. His friend collapsed, so Chaney called 911 and said he thought his friend was dead. The operator said, “First, let’s make sure he’s dead”. There’s a silence, then a shot. Chaney got back on the phone and said, “Okay, now what”? I think there … More Inauguration Day!! Keep Dick Chaney Away!!