One of my Mom’s friends went into the common area at the facility with her fist clenched and yelled “The first man that can guess what I have in my hand can go out with me!” A gentleman yelled, “An elephant!” She said, “Close enough, get your coat!” We watched a movie a few days … More It’s A date!!
I firmly believe I have the answer to one of our nation’s greatest problems. I want to make it illegal to own a goldfish. Not multiple goldfish, just a single fish. They live alone, have no privacy and generally don’t live very long because they’re owned by forgetful kids. I love goldfish. They’re beautiful creatures, … More I Struck Gold!!!
I think the reason there are so many “Smiths” in the phone book is because they all have phones. Every few months, I get one or two new phone books that go directly into the recycle bin. It’s very annoying. Whoever delivers these stupid books should just do us a favor and drop them off … More Enough With The Phone Books Already!!!
My grandmother asked me to help her with a jigsaw puzzle. I asked her what it was supposed to look like, and she said “A rooster.” I told her, “Grams, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to get these pieces to look like a rooster. Let’s put all the Corn Flakes back in the box and you take a nap.” … More I’m A Chicken!!