I’m stunned by the number of people who actually believe that the eclipse was real. Seriously? The moon almost completely hiding the sun? That’s crazy! Um, I just googled it. That was embarrassing. As you were. The hype surrounding the eclipse was much adieu about nothing. If I want it to be dark during the … More Pay Per View Eclipse???
I have ten thousand pairs of special glasses to protect your eyes during today’s eclipse. They’re free. Its really not that generous because I give them out each Spring and Summer to anyone who is going to be around me while I’m wearing shorts. One unprotected glance can cause eye damage worse than the eclipse. … More Who Turned Out The Lights???
Two knuckleheads were putting the siding on a barn. One took nails out of his pouch, hammered in a few and threw a few away. His “challenged” friend asked why. He said it was because they had the heads on the wrong end. His friend said, “You idiot! Those nails are for the other side of … More I Can Fix It! Wait, What Is It???
Since the big eclipse is best seen in Rexburg, Idaho (I know!) over any other town in the world, motels have been sold out for TWO YEARS, and it is only going to last for minutes. They haven't had a crowd like this since one single family married off two first cousins in1993. I have … More Eclipse!!!