Recently. All the coffee I’ve had is decaf. What’s the point? Coffee is supposed to wake you up. Decaf forces you to pretend. To trick your mind. I don’t need to trick my mind. It gets upset when I do it. My mind is still upset about the whole Santa Claus thing. It’s really ticked … More Only Decaf???
I used to believe in Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny. As I grow older, I believe exclusively in the Tooth Fairy. She’s the only one that makes sense. There’s no way I can believe in a jolly old elf that can make his way to every house, hut and shelter around the globe in … More I Believe!! No I Don’t!! Yes I Do!!
I am so lost and disillusioned. Turns out that the Kardashians are really not what we saw on TV! I know! I’m still bitter from discovering that TV wrestling is fake. What’s next, Roller Derby is fake too? There are so many things that have hit me hard in my life and the ones in … More I’m So Shocked!!!
So, Easter commemorates when Jesus hid eggs for the disciples to find, and then he turned all the rabbits into chocolate, right? Easter means something very special to traditional Christians, Jews and others of different beliefs. It is a big celebration for most Americans, celebrated by a variety of foods and customs. Most celebrate the … More Easter!! A Great Celebration!!
My Granddaughter Katie was getting her hair styled for Easter. The stylist said, “So who’s coming to your house with big ears and big floppy feet?” Katie said, “It must be my Grandpa Jerry.” I think I mentioned before that I really never liked Easter when I was a kid. The smell of vinegar while … More How Dare You!!!
I never buy espresso at a coffee shop. It reminds me of my divorces. Very expensive and bitter. I think one of the worst chores is cleaning the coffee maker. First of all, I have to do it outside because that lingering smell of vinegar stays around the house for days. My wife hates the … More I Hate Vinegar!!