Only Decaf???

Recently. All the coffee I’ve had is decaf. What’s the point? Coffee is supposed to wake you up. Decaf forces you to pretend. To trick your mind. I don’t need to trick my mind. It gets upset when I do it. My mind is still upset about the whole Santa Claus thing. It’s really ticked … More Only Decaf???

I’m So Shocked!!!

I am so lost and disillusioned. Turns out that the Kardashians are really not what we saw on TV! I know! I’m still bitter from discovering that TV wrestling is fake. What’s next, Roller Derby is fake too? There are so many things that have hit me hard in my life and the ones in … More I’m So Shocked!!!

How Dare You!!!

My Granddaughter Katie was getting her hair styled for Easter. The stylist said, “So who’s coming to your house with big ears and big floppy feet?” Katie said, “It must be my Grandpa Jerry.” I think I mentioned before that I really never liked Easter when I was a kid. The smell of vinegar while … More How Dare You!!!

I Hate Vinegar!!

I never buy espresso at a coffee shop. It reminds me of my divorces. Very expensive and bitter. I think one of the worst chores is cleaning the coffee maker. First of all, I have to do it outside because that lingering smell of vinegar stays around the house for days. My wife hates the … More I Hate Vinegar!!