My brother Jim told me that when he asked his wife, Joanne where she wanted to go on vacation, she said that just being married to him was a vacation. I said, “What a nice thing to say.” Jim said, “Well, actually, she said I was the ‘last resort.” Everyone has their own idea of … More I Need A Vacation!!!
Houston had it’s first serious earthquake on Tuesday. Officials say it was a 4.9 quake and the epicenter was Shaquille O’Neil. … More Shaquake!!
I think if I lived in California, and an earthquake hit, I would punch someone. It would take your mind off of the quake and then you can just say you lost your balance. … More Oh my God, its a Trembler!!