I’m in the mood for some silly duck jokes. What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have a handlebar except for the duck. What does a duck have in common with a Ming Vass? Neither is a lamp. There ya go. When I lived in Eureka, California, our neighbors were … More Those Ducks Can’t Fly!!!!
I have been called out by a few fellow comedians for opening some of my blogs with a ‘stock’ joke. One that no one remembers who originally wrote it. They are correct, however I see nothing wrong with that. If I know who wrote it, I always give them credit. This is not live comedy, … More This Blog Is Funny!!!
Yesterday, I saw a commercial for a clinical trial for people with depression. The announcer said, “Call now, to see if you qualify”! Really? IF you qualify? What if you’re depressed, you call and don’t qualify? That’s just mean. I have no interest in participating in a clinical trial. I’m told that you must sign … More I’m So Depressed!!
Last month, I found a wounded duck in my yard. I didn’t know what to do, so I called the Audubon Society for advice. The representative said, “All you can do is try to nurse it back to health”, so I did that and the duck is doing fine now but my nipples are killing me! … More Wait! Don’t Shoot!!