My daughter put a tooth under her pillow anxiously to see how much she would get. I forgot all about it. She came to me and said "The Tooth Fairy forgot!" Yikes! I hid a $5 bill in the medicine cabinet and explained that sometimes The Tooth Fairy gets drunk and forgets where she's supposed … More She’s Drunk!!!
A father was trying to teach his young son the evils of alcohol. He put a worm in a glass of water and another in a glass of whiskey. The worm in the water lived, while the one in the whiskey curled up and died. “All right, son,” asked the father, “what does that show you?” “Well, Dad, if you drink alcohol, you won’t have worms.” … More What Happened to Mom???
Many things can be preserved in alcohol this New Years Eve. DIGNITY is not one of them. … More Happy New Year! I Did WHAT??