An Arkansas ￼guy named ￼Keegan Byers called the police recently to report A robbery. Someone had stolen his extra cheese burger! I know! Who would do such a cowardly deed? The police said the man was extremely intoxicated. Byers said he bought two but only ate one before going to sleep. And oh, by the … More Give me back my burger!!
An obviously drunk man was staring at the parking meter in front of him, so I asked him if I could help him. “No thanks”, he mumbled, “According to this scale, I’ve lost 12 pounds!” … More Crazy Charlie and the Biker!!