Yesterday I took a train downtown. About halfway there the tracks shifted and we started going east. It wouldn’t stop. When we finally did, it was a 30 borscht stop. It was cool because I had never been to Russia. Plus I was all wet. My friends don’t believe me, but I’m pretty sure it … More All Aboard!!!
Each time I called in to wherever I worked a regular job to tell the boss I couldn’t come in, I tried to make it amusing. Once I told the guy that my car wouldn’t start. He said, “How about the bus?” I said, “I don’t own a bus” and hung up. Comedy is different. … More I Can’t Make It!!!
I dreamed I was talking to a dog when she said I would going to an exotic island and would be held captive by 327 turtles. Fortunately they are slow so I escaped. I woke up to realize it was all true. I’m exhausted. Dreams can be really awesome, boring, peaceful and sometimes just really … More How Is That Even Possible????
Turns out “The Voice” had nothing to do with singers. It was about Adam Levine’s schizophrenia. … More The Voice!
A man and a woman, strangers, wound up in the same sleeping car of a train. During the night, the woman leans over her bunk and says, “I’m really cold. Could you get me another blanket?” The man says, “I’ve got a better idea, let’s pretend we’re married.” The woman said, “Why not?” The guy said, “Good,” Get your own blanket.” … More It’s Not Real!!
Yesterday, I pretended that it was Sunday, the Dolphins won and I didn’t have to work this week. It was fun. Wait… That’s all true. Now I have to start all over again. … More Did That Really Happen???