All Aboard!!!

Yesterday I took a train downtown. About halfway there the tracks shifted and we started going east. It wouldn’t stop. When we finally did, it was a 30 borscht stop. It was cool because I had never been to Russia. Plus I was all wet. My friends don’t believe me, but I’m pretty sure it … More All Aboard!!!

It’s Not Real!!

A man and a woman, strangers, wound up in the same sleeping car of a train. During the night, the woman leans over her bunk and says, “I’m really cold. Could you get me another blanket?” The man says, “I’ve got a better idea, let’s pretend we’re married.” The woman said, “Why not?” The guy said, “Good,” Get your own blanket.” … More It’s Not Real!!