I saw my therapist a few days ago. She scolded me for missing my last two appointments because my condition is serious. I said, “I know, but I was just doing what you told me.” She said, “I haven’t told you to skip appointments!” I said,”No, but you told me to avoid people who irritate … More You Make Me Crazy!!!
For me, consciousness is the irritating time between my naps. I love naps. Seriously, if I could sleep all day, I would have no problem with that at all. Sure, many might call me lazy but I don’t care. I read something once that really helped me; “What someone else thinks of you is none … More Don’t Wake Me!!!
A friend of mine swears this is true because he was there when it happened. An out of breath guy rushed into a hardware store and said, “I need to buy a mouse trap and please hurry, I’ve got a bus to catch!” With a straight face, the clerk said, “Sorry, sir, but we don’t … More Did He Just Say What I Think He Said???
My daughter hated going to school. One weekend she really went nuts about going back on Monday. I decided to tell her, “Honey, if you don’t go to school Daddy will go to jail”. She paused and then asked, “How long will you be gone”? I’m really not sure if my kids really liked high … More I’m Going To Jail!!!
In high school, I took one book home for homework. I’m pretty sure I still have it. … More High School