“Open wider,” said my dentist, then he said “Good grief! You’ve got the biggest cavity I’ve ever seen… the biggest cavity I’ve ever seen.” I said “Hey! I’m scared enough without you repeating that.” “I didn’t!”, he said. “It was the echo.” I really need to see my dentist again. My checkup is long overdue. … More Yikes! Stop Saying That!!!
After my year end review one time, my boss told me what my pay raise was. He told me to keep it confidential. I said, “No problem with that. I’m just as ashamed of it as you are.” Like most entertainers, I had day jobs in the beginning of my career and again toward the … More Seriously??? You Call This A Raise???