Why not scratch someone else’s head if you can’t figure something out? You’ll get the same result and have some fun at the same time. I really have never seen someone scratch their head over a question when the answer eludes them. Yet I have consistently heard it said so often. “He was left scratching … More I Don’t Know The Answer So I’m Going To Scratch Your Head – My Most Popular Blog!
I’m told that we only use 10% of our brain. I don’t believe it. Only geniuses are able to utilize some of the other 90%. Why don’t they have the ability to switch back-and-forth between really smart and stupid so they can communicate better with the rest of us? Let’s explore this 10% theory. Why … More Ow!! My brain is overheating!!!
Yes, the Echosystem Is really doing quite well. Everybody says it’s not because of too much pollution and plastic. I don’t get these scientists. If I stand in my yard and yell something, it always echoes back. Yet another example of scientific evidence conjured up… Wait, Ecosystem? As you were. The earth is full of … More The Echosystem Is Just Fine, Thank You!!!
I know my current anniversary is February 7th. I never miss it. IPhone reminders are amazing! I Forgot the other three. Why do I want to remember? Because on those days I would so sit around in my boxers and an old stained t-shirt, drink beer, belch a lot and scratch myself. Sure, I’d clean … More Yikes!!! I Forgot My Anniversary!!!
Today we are going to a Shelter to pick up our new furry member of the family. We already picked him out and filled out the adoption paperwork. And why do I feel guilty? What is the appropriate time to replace a dog? It’s not like I’m replacing my wife who recently passed away (I … More Seriously? I’m Replaceable???
Why are showers and bathtubs made out of slippery materials? That’s just being mean to old people. It worked out for me yesterday. I slipped and konked my head in the shower. When I woke up, I knew everything. Yes, everything! I can tell you who picked the first apple. Hint: it was a woman. … More I Hit My Head And Now I Know Everything!!!
Home invasion is one of the most frightening things you can imagine. I know because it happened to me. I was upstairs playing on my Playstation 4 when I heard someone coming up the stairs. I quickly turned off the machine and hid. The good news is that Heather was the intruder and never saw … More Shhh!!! There’s Someone In The House!!!