I was at a coffee shop recently and asked an employee what the wifi password was. She said “You have to buy a drink first.” I said, “OK, I’ll take a pumpkin spice latte.” After I paid for the drink I asked “Now what is the password?” She said “It’s ‘You have to buy a … More I Can’t Remember The Password!!
The sun is white. It only appears orange because of the earth’s atmosphere. The same is true for Donald Trump’s hair. I really miss David Letterman, especially when he would refer to Donald Trump’s hair as “That thing on Donald Trump’s head”. The line cracked me up every single time I heard it. Even writing … More Ahhhh!! My Hair Is On Fire!!!
Heather and I watched ‘The Hunger Games’ last night. I thought Jeff Probst did a fine job hosting. Great movie series, those hunger games. I can’t help but think they are a spin off from ‘Survivor’. On the TV version, the contestants must make alliances in order to survive and advance in the game. Same … More Let The Hunger Games Begin!
Last night Heather said, “I think we’re a good couple.” I told her that I do too, then asked her what prompted to say that. “She said, I was thinking about stabbing you a couple of days ago but decided not to.” Yikes! Is this what it’s come down to? They should just go ahead … More I Love You For So Much For Allowing Me To Live!!
Twitter has gotten so out of hand. Yesterday the birds in our neighborhood marched with picket signs to try to get people from calling the messages ‘tweets’. It was similar to the march last year on Halloween when birds protested small children saying the phrase ‘Trick or treat’ as ‘Twick or tweet’. Unfortunately, there are … More Rosanne is Baaack… What? She’s Not?????
I can’t believe you think I would do something like that! – said every liar and cheater ever. The obnoxious phrase, ‘Methinks thou doth protest too much’ deserves a throat punch to the speaker within two seconds after the words are uttered. Still, there is something that rings true in all of its irritating narrative. … More I Can’t Believe You Would Do That!!!
Who is smarter, you or your dog? A psychologist is selling a video to test your dog’s IQ. Here’s how it works… If you spend any money on the video the dog wins. Most dogs are very smart. Most can learn tricks and some of them are quite elaborate. They are much more aware of … More My Dog Is A Genius!!!