We finally caved to the 4K television craze. now I need to figure out what to do with the other 3999 TVs. This is a lot of work. As many of you already know the 4K TV he’s really quite amazing. Watching a movie or TV show that was filmed or taped in high definition … More I have 4000 TVs!!!
We recently started watching the TV series Breaking bad. The wardrobe department had it pretty easy with Bryan Cranston. He spent at least 75% of the time in his tightly whiteys￼￼￼. It makes me wonder if the dude just doesn’t like wearing pants. I don’t either, but at least I wear boxers.￼ We really love … More Bad Break!!!
I hate falling down the stairs. I guess I’m supposed to dislike that￼. ￼What would it mean if I really liked it? it’s not so much the falling that hurts so bad, it’s mainly when you hit the floor at the bottom of the stairs. So I think from now on I’m going to fall … More Look Out Below!!!
I’ve heard so many people use the phrase, “I greased the wheels a little bit.” So they are referring to giving somebody some money for special treatment￼￼. I think this is stupid. They say the squeaky wheel gets the grease, so I think that means you should just make tons of noise and be obnoxious … More Grease Those Wheels!!!
I think the only thing aside from my wife I absolutely could not live without is my cell phone. ￼ I think many people are that way. For example, last week I couldn’t find it so I had to take drastic action. I stole my neighbors phone. Now he’ll probably pay it forward and steal … More I Can’t Find My Phones!!!
Last Saturday I put a walkie-talkie in my mailbox and waited for the mail delivery person. As soon as he started to open the door to the mailbox, I yelled very loudly “hang on a second, I’m still getting dressed. “￼ I don’t ￼think I’m going to be getting very much mail any more. ￼￼ … More Someone Took My Mail!!!
I hate my middle name. Despise it, absolutely repulsed by it. Why? Because my parents gave me the middle name of Eldon. You read correctly, Eldon! Seriously? With all of the name choices available, that’s the best they could come up with? I would have preferred something better, like Bernard. Naming the kid should never … More You Named Me What???