I think if I were trapped in a room with an angry grizzly bear, a hungry Lion, and a New England Patriots fan, and had a gun with two bullets, I would shoot the Patriot fan… twice. Ok, imaginary overkill, I know. Sports rivalries are fun unless they are taken too far, and it does … More I Have Two Bullets!!
If I could go back in time to 1985, I would always bet against the Miami Dolphins and become a billionaire. Every week, they get beaten like a piñata. You know your football team is bad when they have a huge celebration late every season without even having a winning record. On Sunday, the … More Back to the Future IV???
Heather and I were sitting in the living room discussing a living will. I said, “Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.” Heather got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all of the beer. … More Television – Yes!!