I’m A Fool!!

On Saturday, I got a call from someone claiming to be a clerk at our police station saying I had a parking ticket that was old and now I had a warrant. It was April Fools Day, so I said, “Really? Your Mama has a warrant out for being ugly.” The jail cell wasn’t too … More I’m A Fool!!

Seriously? Health Insurance For My Dogs???

A woman was meeting with her insurance agent. “Do you know the present value of your husband’s policy?” The woman asked,”What do you mean?” “Well, if you should lose your husband, what would you get”? “The woman thought for a minute and said, “Probably a poodle”. We have two toy schnauzers. A couple of years … More Seriously? Health Insurance For My Dogs???

I’m Not Stupid!!

Who is smarter, you or your dog? A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog’s IQ. Here’s how it works… If you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is the smarter one.    Most dogs are very smart. Most can learn tricks and some of them are quite … More I’m Not Stupid!!

Panda Express!!

A panda bear walks into a bar and orders a sandwich. The panda eats it, shoots the waiter, and walks out. The owner yells for him to stop. “You order food, kill my waiter, then leave without paying!” The bear says, “Hey! I’m a Panda. Look it up!” The owner Googles “panda bear” and read “Panda: a bear-like marsupial who eats shoots and leaves.” … More Panda Express!!