A man named Sonny Gilligan was recently shot in the back with a shotgun while sitting in his vehicle. The culprit? His dog! I know! He had his three dogs in the back seat and his shotgun was back there too. Somehow, the dog got his paw on the trigger and fired. Not surprising, after … More My Dog Shot Me!!!!
When I was a kid, I loved messing with my teachers’ heads. A teacher once asked me why I didn’t turn in my homework. I told her that my dog ate it. She said, “You expect me to believe that?” I said, “Its true! I had to smear some dog food on it, but he … More My Dog Ate it!!
A guy left the front door open so a repairman could get in while he was out. His instructions: The bulldog is really easy going unless provoked. BUT DON’T TALK TO THE BIRD!! The dog was fine, but the bird kept talking. He finally said, “Shut up”! The bird said, “Get him, Spike”! I’ve watched … More Spike This!!