I’ve heard so many people use the phrase, “I greased the wheels a little bit.” So they are referring to giving somebody some money for special treatment￼￼. I think this is stupid. They say the squeaky wheel gets the grease, so I think that means you should just make tons of noise and be obnoxious … More Grease Those Wheels!!!
I was at the Post Office last week. The person at the window next to me asked the clerk, “What do I need to do to change my address?” He said, “Move.” For the longest time I followed in my Dad’s shoes (not really, his would be way too small) and moved to a different … More I Gotta Get Out Of Town!!!
I have noticed there are no clocks in medical waiting rooms because the organizations prefer you didn’t take notice of how long you had to wait to be seen. Um, medical world, we all have cell phones with a clock! Thank you. I needed to vent. I’m fortunate enough to have only waited for long … More WHAT Time Is It???
Yesterday I saw a sign that said “Survey crew ahead”. I did. They were doing nothing. What a boring gig. I’m told the money is pretty good, which is great if that’s all you’re after. You’re probably yelling at the screen right now saying, “You moron, of course that’s why we work! For some, that’s … More I Saw A Sign!!!
A company offered tours led by guides dressed in colonial period clothing. One of the guides fell and broke his arm. He was sitting in the emergency room when a doctor walked by and said, “Man, how long have you been waiting? I hate waiting in lines. Actually, I hate waiting for most things. Besides … More I Can’t Wait!!
When I get my drivers license renewed, I always try to look really angry when they snap the picture. It will look a lot more like me when the cop pulls me over. Getting pulled over by the police is just about the worst feeling outside of something catastrophic. Life is good, you’re cruising down … More Growl at the Camera…
It was dinner time on an Air France flight from Los Angeles to Paris. The flight attendant moved down the aisle, she asked one of the passengers: “Would you like dinner?” “What are my choices?” “Yes or No,” The attendant said. … More Rubber chicken!