I think President Lincoln needed to watch that play like he needed a hole in his head. Don’t get upset with me. That was not only funny, it happened a very long time ago. There has long been a joke out there “Other than that, did you enjoy the play Mrs. Lincoln?” Admit it, you’re … More Ow! That Hurt!!!
A friend of mine recently got married. His wife started throwing his things away, including his golf clubs. She told him there was no reason to keep all of that junk. He said, “You’re beginning to sound like my ex-wife!” She said, “I thought you said you’ve never been married.” He said, “I haven’t.” It’s … More I Wear The Pants In My Family! Wait, My Wife Is Not Going To Read This, Is She???