When my kids were little, we were leaving Disneyland. My daughter waved and said, “Bye bye, Goofy.” My son waved and said, “Bye bye, Pluto.” I waved and said, “Bye bye, money.” I honestly have no idea how a family can afford to go to any of the Disney properties. Seriously, it’s crazy expensive. I … More Are You Nuts?? I Can’t Afford This!!!
I received a call yesterday. The guy identified himself only as a ‘Government Agent’. I said, “I know.” He said, “How could you possibly know?” I said, “This phone has no sim card, no battery, and it’s broken.” Little guy 1, The Man 0. I wonder how many ways we are under surveillance by the … More Stop Harassing Me!!!!
So the President supports the new immigration bill and Californians want to become their own country. It's likely going to be on the 2018 ballot. If it passes, what will happen to those who will seek asylum after being driven nuts by "It's a Small World?" at Disneyland? The world has gone mad. Elect a … More Let Us In… Um Let Us Out!!!