A pizza guy came to our door last night. I told him that we didn’t order a pizza and that it must be a mistake. “No, it’s not,” he said. “A friend of yours forgot his Facebook password and wanted to show you what he was eating for dinner.” So many people post pictures of … More I Don’t Care What You’re Having For Dinner!!!!
My Mother-in-law came to our house last week. She got there about 5 pm so my wife told me to ask her about dinner. I said, “So Mom, have you already had dinner or do you want to go home and eat?” Heather was really mad. I thought it was funny. I am blessed to … More Dinner At My House?? No!!
Heather and I were at a local diner which was a mess. We wiped all of the crumbs off and told the waitresses we just wanted coffee. Heather said, “Will you make sure the cups are clean?” The waitress returned and asked, “Which one of you wanted the clean cup?” I’m sure we’ve all had … More This Place Is Disgusting!!
If your lady works outside the home and you’re planning on giving her flowers today, be sure you send them to her workplace. Do not wait until she gets home. The whole point, in her eyes, is to make the other ladies jealous. And that’s all I know about women. I’ve had other things pounded … More I Don’t Know Nothin!!!
You should able to get Valentines cards that say “You’re ok. You’ll do until the right one comes along.” Let me say right off of the bat that I love my wife and would do anything legal for her. Thanksgiving has passed. Christmas is over. The Super Bowl will be over in a … More Valentine’s Day. The Worst Day of the year for Men!!!