I resolve to take more naps, watch more TV and use my phone more often. I know! If you lower the bar far enough, you’ll never be disappointed. Wish me luck! I suspect that January is the biggest sales month for exercise equipment, AKA clothing builder and dust collector. They are impulse buys that are … More I Already Broke Them!!!
At a store last week the cashier was having a bad day. The register ran out of receipt tape and then she dropped a roll of quarters. My order was $22 even and I was trying to calm her down. I said “Well that’s around figure.” She said, “Yeah, well you’re not so skinny yourself.” … More Hey, Watch It, Lady!!!!
Scientists say obesity may be caused by bacteria in your stomach. They are ingested by eating cheeseburgers and pizza. Somewhere between the time I was a kid and now, the American Medical Association decided to change the rules, labeling those of us 20 – 30 pounds overweight as obese. Absurd! According to their charts, I … More How Did I Get Fat???
Heather and I recently started dieting. I know diets don’t really work but at least it’s something to do. I told her, “If I feel like having a cheeseburger, I’ll talk to you first.” She said, “Great! I’ll drive.” At one point in our lives, we decided to do the Body for Life program. We … More I Got Caught Cheating!!
I want to lose a few pounds and we’re always told to talk to our doctor first. That dude is insane! He told me the program was fine and he wanted me to get back to my original weight, but that’s 6 pounds, 5 ounces!! … More My Doctor is Crazy!!