I think it would be cool if refrigerators had a scale attached and they would only open if you have lost some weight.￼ For thinner people, it would scan you and open only if your BMI was within acceptable range. I would love it! Chubby guys like me wouldn’t be able to eat the left … More On a scale from 1 to 10…!!￼
I learned something very important yesterday. Never yell, “Can we talk about the elephant in the room?” at a Weight Watchers meeting. The say I can come home once the swelling in my brain subsides. First off, I am the last one in the world to point out someone who struggles with their weight. Lord … More I’m Not An Elephant!!!
Nothing in my size fits me anymore. I have to believe there is a conspiracy in the clothing business to alter the sizes, rendering pants, shirts, whatever too small to wear. Now we must buy all new clothing, making these slimy companies billions. I’m sure I haven’t changed sizes. I’m in one of those dilemmas … More It’s Too Tight!!!
I’m dieting right now. Actually, I’m on two diets. You can’t seem to eat enough on just one. My doctor is crazy. He wants me to get down to my original weight but that’s 6 pounds and 2 ounces. I know, I know, diets don’t work. It will hopefully become a lifestyle but for now … More Amazing Diet!!!
Yesterday, Heather and I went out to eat. She ordered a big, juicy burger. I ordered a French Dip and they brought me the chef! I resolve to never make resolutions. I fail enough already without setting myself up for failure.” ~ unknown – ok, it was me. I can’t even hold out for … More My New Year Resolutions!!!
I hate diets. I’m on one now. Actually, I’m on two diets. You just can’t seem to eat enough on one. … More I Hate Diets!!
I hate diets. I’m on one now. Actually, I’m on two diets. You just can’t seem to eat enough on one. … More I Hate Diets!
I hate time. It causes my clothes to shrink. … More Yikes! My Clothes Shrunk!
Scientists say obesity may be caused by bacteria in your stomach. They are ingested by cheeseburgers and pizza. … More Obesity!