I just got home from the hospital (I don’t know why we say ‘the hospital’. I’m pretty sure there’s more than one.) I was there for eight days. What kind of hospital? Well let’s just say that they don’t let you use your cell phone and keep all sharp objects away from you. Yes, that … More Apologies For My Reticence
Yesterday, I saw a commercial for a clinical trial for people with depression. The announcer said, “Call now, to see if you qualify”! Really? IF you qualify? What if you’re depressed, you call and don’t qualify? That’s just mean. I have no interest in participating in a clinical trial. I’m told that you must sign … More I’m So Depressed!!
I get so down sometimes, my psychiatrist makes me prepay. There’s nothing funny about depression. It is about as crippling as anything you might feel. Millions struggle with it. Even with medication, it’s still a struggle. Sometimes there’s a trigger, other times not. It just hits you like a shot to the face from Mike … More Down For The Count!!
A doctor ran some tests on a guy who wasn’t feeling well. The doctor told the guy, “Wow, I’ve never seen a case like this”. The patient asked, “What do I have”? The doc said,” Believe it or not, you have every disease I’ve ever heard of “. The guy said,” Well what can you do”? He said, “We’re going to admit you.” “Then what”, asked the man. “We’ll feed you nothing but pizza”. “Really? Pizza will cure me”? “No” said the doctor, “but it’s the only thing that will fit under the door”. … More I Have What??