Last week I sculpted a statue of myself on a horse. This week I was offended by it so I toppled it over and lit my house on fire. My neighbors weren’t very happy with my actions because the fire burned down their house too. Its ok though because they’re from the South and that … More Tear It Down!!!
Suddenly of all of my important cards including my Drivers license, credit cards, insurance cards are missing. I blame Donald Trump for collusion with the thief who took them. There can be no other explanation. I know you’re like me. No matter your party affiliation, you’re sick and tired of all of the accusations coming … More I’m So Confused!!!
Until I learned the truth, I used to think Cinco de Mayo meant that I had to buy five jars of mayonnaise. Man, I have a LOT of mayonnaise. This day is not to be confused with Mexican Independence Day, which occurs on September 16. The significance is the celebration of the Mexican victory over … More Its Cinco de Mayo!!!