It’s A date!!

One of my Mom’s friends went into the common area at the facility with her fist clenched and yelled “The first man that can guess what I have in my hand can go out with me!” A gentleman yelled, “An elephant!” She said, “Close enough, get your coat!” We watched a movie a few days … More It’s A date!!

Viagra for Women!!

Scientists are trying to create a Viagra for women. It’s already done, and has been around for years. It’s called ‘cash’.     If you’re a woman and you’re now angry, you’re not the type of person I’m referring to. Always remember that I am a comedian. My job is to get you to read this, … More Viagra for Women!!

Til Death Do We Part – Just Kidding!

We were enjoying a friendly conversation with a couple and I asked, “Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to?” “Outstanding,” Fred replied. “They taught us all the latest psychological techniques: visualization, association, etc. It was great.” I said, “That’s great! What was the name of the clinic?” He asked, “What do you call that flower with the long stem and thorns?”
“You mean a rose?” “Yes, that’s it!” He asked his wife, “Rose, what was the name of that memory clinic?” … More Til Death Do We Part – Just Kidding!