I still can’t believe that Super Bowl Sunday is still not declared a national holiday. It’s the Super Bowl. It’s the only day named as super. Super Christmas? Nope. Super Christopher Columbus Day? Nope. We could actually have the holiday on Monday which makes sense because people are either hung over or exhausted.￼￼ Plus, all … More It’s not a holiday???
I just got home from the hospital (I don’t know why we say ‘the hospital’. I’m pretty sure there’s more than one.) I was there for eight days. What kind of hospital? Well let’s just say that they don’t let you use your cell phone and keep all sharp objects away from you. Yes, that … More Apologies For My Reticence
Tomorrow, I’ll be 61 years old. There are 3 things that indicate I’m getting older: 1. loss of memory 2. I’ve heard it said that getting older is not for wusses. I used to firmly believe it. I still believe it, but nothing about me is firm anymore. A lot of people kind of give … More I Can’t Remember!!!!
If a Dallas Cowboy running back, wide receiver and linebacker are in a car, who’s driving? A cop. The NFL officially kicks off their 2016 season tomorrow night. The Broncos are playing without the great future hall of famer Payton Manning. I can’t wait to see what their offensive strategy will be. We were led … More Riddle Me This, Batman!!
If I could go back in time to 1985, I would always bet against the Miami Dolphins and become a billionaire. Every week, they get beaten like a piñata. You know your football team is bad when they have a huge celebration late every season without even having a winning record. On Sunday, the … More Back to the Future IV???
I watched so much football last week, I ruined my end zone. I was thrilled to see the Denver Broncos beat the New England Patriots Sunday night. Most of my friends were too. It made me think about why. After all, they are a great team with a hall of fame quarterback and head … More Patriot Down!!!
My favorite NFL team is the Miami Dolphins. I know what you’re thinking. They haven’t been to the Super Bowl since 1984. That’s simply not true. They have been involved in every Super Bowl since. They throw great parties! … More You Can’t Do This!!!
Heather and I were sitting in the living room discussing a living will. I said, “Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.” Heather got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all of the beer. … More Television – Yes!!
Today marks the day my father passed away. I’ve written about him before, so if you read some of the things I’ve written before, I apologize. … More RIP, Jack Mabbott!
My best friend told me that onions are the only food that makes you cry. So I hit him in the nose with a whole cantaloupe. I think I need a new friend. … More Friends!