An Oregon woman who worked at US Bank, went above and beyond the call of duty to help a customer in need. Her reward? She was fired, along with her supervisor. No joke. It was Christmas time and the young male customer was trying to get money from an ATM, unaware that the bank had … More Great customer service? You’re fired!!!
In Oklahoma, an Arby’s manager shot and killed a customer. True story. “Arby’s, we have the meats and the guns.” A whole new level of customer service was unveiled at the restaurant when a patron got in an altercation with the manager, threatened and spat on her before leaving. He came back later, ended up … More Arby’s. We Have The Guns!!!
I was in a store recently and asked the manager if they were in need of more associates. She said, “No, I’m afraid we have all of the people we need right now.” I said, “Ok, I understand. In that case, could you get one of them to HELP ME???” I know that some people … More Somebody Help Me!!!!!
There are far too many companies out there who’s slogan is “Customer service is our middle….. finger. Yesterday, we went to our local Wendy’s burger joint. As we pulled up to order, the mystery voice asked to take my order. Knowing that my wife likes her burgers without onions and pickles, I said, “Yes and … More Horrible Customer Service!! Why!!
The last time Heather and I dined at a Steakhouse, the waiter delivered my plate with his thumb on my steak. I said, “Hey, why did you put your hand on my food”?? He said, “I’m really sorry, sir, I just didn’t want it to fall on the floor again”. Good restaurants are known for … More I Have Food Poisoning!!!
I was in the grocery store last week and the new cashier was having difficulty counting back the change. She was very frustrated. My total came to $25 even. I said, “Well that’s a nice round figure.” She said, “Yeah? Well you’re no bean pole yourself”! Some people just shouldn’t work with the public. You … More Who are You Calling Fatty???
When I used to sell ladies shoes, two really nice elderly women came in. I started to get an idea of what the buyer wanted when they began talking. Forever. Finally, I said, “Will you old bitties buy something? I have work to do”. I couldn’t believe I said that. The ladies stopped talking and … More World Class?? No!!
I walked up to receptionist in the hotel and said, “I’m sorry, but I forgot what room I’m in”. He said, “No problem Sir, this is called the lobby.” If you have ever been to a business, as a customer, and heard the folks talk and laugh about the customer who just left, rest … More Customer Service is our Middle… Finger!
It was dinner time on an Air France flight from Los Angeles to Paris. The flight attendant moved down the aisle, she asked one of the passengers: “Would you like dinner?” “What are my choices?” “Yes or No,” The attendant said. … More Rubber chicken!
Domino’s now has an app where you can just speak your order into your phone. They’re the first large pizza chain who can now screw up your order three ways. … More Extra Cheese???