Yesterday, I forgot to wear a red nose, so Heather punched me as hard as she could, right on the nose. She said, “There, now you don’t have to worry about it. … More Red Nose Day?? What the….?
“I saw an ad in a magazine that read, ‘Lose weight without diet or exercise’ That pretty much leaves disease”. ~ David Letterman … More Say It Ain’t So, Dave!!