Ok, I admit it. I’m the one who meddled with the election. It wasn’t the Russians at all. They were just an easy target. My candidate, a guy named Mike, wasn’t on the ballot, so I had no choice. He lost anyway, so it’s a mute point. I’m sure I’ll be hearing from Homeland Security … More I Did It! I Meddled With The Election!!!
I think if I were being mugged, instead of yelling “Help!”, I would yell, “Free Donuts!” because who doesn’t love a free donut? I don’t get the difference between getting mugged and getting beat up. I know its not really a funny topic and yet I’m drawn to it. Very odd. You only hear about … More Call the police!!
I think it would be funny if Popeyes fried their chicken in Olive Oil. … More Popeyes Chicken!