Some practical jokes can get out of hand. I started yelling set up lines at my neighbor. Then about an hour later I’d yell the punch line. He laughed every time. The last time, though, he didn’t laugh so I shot him. The nerve. I’m currently honing my prison gang set list. Sometimes people don’t … More You Crossed The Line!!!
I got into an altercation with an extremely obnoxious man who refused to move away from me, despite repeat requests to do so. I even punched the guy. In jail, my lawyer explained that my behavior was way out of line on a plane. Some people are far too honest. You know them. Proud to … More I’m Better Than You!!!!
I just discovered that many schools no longer teach cursive. That’s horrible. Now kids will have to learn how to curse on the streets. Watching “Cool Hand Luke” should be a right of passage for all young men. This is one of my favorite films of all time. Paul Newman, George Kennedy, Strother Martin, Wayne … More I Can Eat Fifty Eggs!!
I just discovered that many schools no longer teach cursive. That’s horrible. Now kids will have to learn how to curse on the streets. … More Cool Hand Luke!
Golf is a great sport, unless you die playing it. Then it’s a bummer. … More Killer Golf!
I got into an altercation with an extremely obnoxious man who refused to move away from me, despite repeat requests to move away. I even punched the guy. In jail, my lawyer explained that my behavior was way out of line on a plane. … More Maniacs!
Don’t make me angry, The voices in my head don’t like it when you make me angry. … More Blood and Guts
