In Vancouver, BC, someone invented and now serves marijuana pizza. Brilliant! Satisfy your habit and the munchies at the same time! … More Marijuana Pizza!
I thought about going into politics but I could never cheat on my wife. … More Infidelity!
I’m glad I didn’t become rich and famous in showbiz. I never have the pressure of making a comeback. … More Lights! Camera! Somebody Get Me Out Of Here!
What do you give to the man who has everything? Simple. Penicillin. … More What Do You Get the Person Who Has Everything?
My grandmother was so weird, she thought the moon landing was fake but roller derby was real. … More Another Grand Child!
Last Saturday, we gave money to a guy on a street corner because his sign read, “Too ugly to prostitute”. … More Please Help Me!!
Pain is nature’s way of saying, “Don’t do that.” Painkillers are mankind’s way of saying, “Just watch me.” … More Idiotic!