I’ll bet by now you were thinking this blog was going to be about the dance. It’s not. As I’ve said before, I can’t dance. So how in the heck would I know what the rumba is? I’m talking about the portable vacuum cleaner that runs on its own. Yeah it’s kind a like a … More Doing The Rumba!!!!
I got into an altercation with an extremely obnoxious man who refused to move away from me, despite repeat requests to do so. I even punched the guy. In jail, my lawyer explained that my behavior was way out of line on a plane. Some people are far too honest. You know them. Proud to … More I’m Better Than You!!!!
Golf is a great sport, unless you die playing it. Then it’s a bummer. … More Killer Golf!
I got into an altercation with an extremely obnoxious man who refused to move away from me, despite repeat requests to move away. I even punched the guy. In jail, my lawyer explained that my behavior was way out of line on a plane. … More Maniacs!
Don’t make me angry, The voices in my head don’t like it when you make me angry. … More Blood and Guts
Whenever I see hash tags, it makes me hungry for breakfast at Dennys. … More Hash Tags and Eggs!
I think it would be funny if one of the networks hired a group of gregarious psychics and do a show called “The Tomorrow Show. … More The Tonight Show!
In Vancouver, BC, someone invented and now serves marijuana pizza. Brilliant! Satisfy your habit and the munchies at the same time! … More Marijuana Pizza!
I thought about going into politics but I could never cheat on my wife. … More Infidelity!
I’m glad I didn’t become rich and famous in showbiz. I never have the pressure of making a comeback. … More Lights! Camera! Somebody Get Me Out Of Here!