We found nothing on Mars except some dirt with some bones in it and about 1 billion candy bar wrappers. This implicates the Mars rover. I knew there was someone in that thing, someone apparently with a giant sweet tooth. I wonder what the fine would be littering on Mars? Let’s see, I know that … More Stop Littering!!!
I’m stunned beyond belief. Yesterday I actually witnessed someone writing a check at the grocery store. Who writes checks anymore? I think he must have been in a coma for years and finally woke up. He’s going to fall back in a coma when he sees the gas prices. Debit cards are wonderful, especially … More I’m Shocked!!!