Two comedians were having lunch. One of them said, “Man, I had the worst gig last night. I performed in a bowling alley in front of four people for free!” The other comic said, “Man, that’s brutal. So, uh, who books it?” (Credit to Bruce Baum) When you first start out in the world of … More Worst Show Ever!!!
Back in my single days, I had a gym membership. One day I saw a woman that I really wanted to impress. I asked one of the trainers which machine I could use to impress her. He looked me over and said, “I would try the ATM across the street.” Men and women will do … More Very Funny, You Jerk!!!!!’
I’m not going to rant about Daylight Savings Time, but it’s just as ridiculous as ‘saving time’. Impossible. We can only spend time. Let us spend our time the way we want! Um, forget that first part. I think Ben Franklin began this ridiculous policy in the United States but other countries participate too, some … More Saving Daylight?? What Are You, Nuts??!
A cop was staking a bar for drunk drivers. The bar closed and the officer saw a guy stagger to his car, fumble with his keys and finally get the door open. Everyone else drove away. He started the car and began to drive away but the cop stopped him. He gave him a breathalyzer … More Your Under Arrest!!