Doing stand up is a lot like being in a play, except there’s no script, no other performers on stage with you and no intermission. Actually, it’s nothing like being in a play at all. I don’t know why any comedians decide to continue doing stand up after their first experience, which is normally awful. … More I Forgot My Lines!!!
When I was doing a recent comedy gig, somone handed me a note from a member of the audience. The only word written on the note was “IDIOT”. I showed the note to the audience and said, “There are people who write letters and forget to sign their name, but this is the first time I’ve seen someone sign their name and forget to write the note”. … More The Joke’s On You!!