Comedians Are People, Too!!!

The greatest fear of most comedians is standing before God on Judgement Day only to hear him say, “You’re a hack! Remove yourself from my presence until you come back with something original that will make me laugh!” … More Comedians Are People, Too!!!

Is This Your Dog???

A man drove past house and noticed a sign in a front yard that read, “Talking dog – Free!!” He immediately asked the owner if the dog was still available. “Yep”, said the man. The motorist had a conversation with the dog and said, “I’ll take him, but I have to ask why you’re letting him go”. The man said, “Simple. I got a divorce because my wife just wouldn’t shut up. He’s worse”. … More Is This Your Dog???

Til Death Do We Part – Just Kidding!

We were enjoying a friendly conversation with a couple and I asked, “Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to?” “Outstanding,” Fred replied. “They taught us all the latest psychological techniques: visualization, association, etc. It was great.” I said, “That’s great! What was the name of the clinic?” He asked, “What do you call that flower with the long stem and thorns?”
“You mean a rose?” “Yes, that’s it!” He asked his wife, “Rose, what was the name of that memory clinic?” … More Til Death Do We Part – Just Kidding!

I Have Shingles!!

A guy is in a Doctor’s office. He tells the receptionist, “I have shingles.” She said, “Just take a seat, someone will be right with you.”  After a half hour, a nurse said, “Come with me.”  She asked again. He said, “I have shingles”. The Doctor finally came in and asked, “What brings you here today?” The guy said, “I have shingles.”  The doctor asked, “Where are the shingles?” The guy said, “They’re in the my truck. Do you want me to start on the roof or not?? ” … More I Have Shingles!!

Heaven!!

A woman tells her husband, “I’m sad. We probably won’t be together in heaven because we will die at different times.” After a pause her husband said, “I guess that’s why it’s called ‘Heaven’.” … More Heaven!!