Last night Heather said, “I think we’re a good couple.” I told her that I do too, then asked her what prompted to say that. “She said, I was thinking about stabbing you a couple of days ago but decided not to.” Yikes! Is this what it’s come down to? They should just go ahead … More I Love You For So Much For Allowing Me To Live!!
So the President supports the new immigration bill and Californians want to become their own country. It's likely going to be on the 2018 ballot. If it passes, what will happen to those who will seek asylum after being driven nuts by "It's a Small World?" at Disneyland? The world has gone mad. Elect a … More Let Us In… Um Let Us Out!!!
Suddenly of all of my important cards including my Drivers license, credit cards, insurance cards are missing. I blame Donald Trump for collusion with the thief who took them. There can be no other explanation. I know you’re like me. No matter your party affiliation, you’re sick and tired of all of the accusations coming … More I’m So Confused!!!
When I was young, I learned that George Washington had wooden teeth and that he was so honest that he admitted to chopping down his father’s prized cherry tree. It turns out neither is true. I know! I’m shocked too! It was the first White House scandal. James Comey is now investigating. According to mountvernon.org, … More Lies From the Whitehouse