It used to be said that coffee was bad for your health. That has all changed now and we’re told that it is actually very good for you which is great because I love the stuff.￼ What could be better?￼ it makes you jittery and gives you a very bad breath. Perfect! I remember the … More Coffee is good for me???
No one should be surprised by paying four dollars for a drink at a place called ‘$tarBUCKS’. Subliminal? I think so. Either that or they’re putting crack in the ‘pumpkin spice latte’. I love them. I crave them. I would pay most anything for them. At some point I think we lose all common sense … More Who Took My Latte???
Yesterday I was at a coffee shop and two guys in front of me were arguing about whether coffee came from a bean or a fruit. I settled the argument with in seconds. I asked, “When was the last time you ate some fruit and went for a walk doing mach II?” Why is it … More Coffee – Bean Or Fruit???
This is what I call myself every time I pour a cup of coffee and try to carry it over to the couch to enjoy it. If I try to take a full cup with the way I shake it never gets there. It’s spills all over everything. So I always take a half a … More I Said Only A Half A Cup, Moron!!!!
This morning I got up early to enjoy a relaxing cup of coffee and watch the sunrise. I am now frozen. I’m like the Tin Man from ‘The Wizard of Oz’ only I’m not rusted. I’M FROZEN! Yes, I tried to pour the coffee on my head but it had frozen too. The coffee ice … More Help! Somebody? Anybody???
I finally got the chance to use my blow torch this morning. I opened a bag of Seattle’s Best coffee with it. I think they weld those things shut. There are certain products that are more difficult to open than a rusted submarine hatch. I actually think that package engineers do it on purpose under … More This Is Impossible!!!
“If I played football I could never be the center because I’m ticklish.”. ~Comedian Keith Stubbs Congratulations to our nephew Brax Hammond for helping his team make it to the Mini Bowl again! (They’re version of the SuperBowl) Sorry for the Seizure. I’m sure that was not part of the game plan. I was … More Am I Crazy??? Yes???