This is what I call myself every time I pour a cup of coffee and try to carry it over to the couch to enjoy it. If I try to take a full cup with the way I shake it never gets there. It’s spills all over everything. So I always take a half a … More I Said Only A Half A Cup, Moron!!!!
This morning I got up early to enjoy a relaxing cup of coffee and watch the sunrise. I am now frozen. I’m like the Tin Man from ‘The Wizard of Oz’ only I’m not rusted. I’M FROZEN! Yes, I tried to pour the coffee on my head but it had frozen too. The coffee ice … More Help! Somebody? Anybody???
I finally got the chance to use my blow torch this morning. I opened a bag of Seattle’s Best coffee with it. I think they weld those things shut. There are certain products that are more difficult to open than a rusted submarine hatch. I actually think that package engineers do it on purpose under … More This Is Impossible!!!
“If I played football I could never be the center because I’m ticklish.”. ~Comedian Keith Stubbs Congratulations to our nephew Brax Hammond for helping his team make it to the Mini Bowl again! (They’re version of the SuperBowl) Sorry for the Seizure. I’m sure that was not part of the game plan. I was … More Am I Crazy??? Yes???
When I worked for Circuit City in the 80’s everyone received a 34 page document about reducing our use of paper. I’m not kidding. We got it in a staff meeting and I got in trouble for laughing so hard. I couldn’t stop. No one else saw the irony. One of the best things about … More Save The Trees!! Well Sort Of…
I saw a cashier at a Starbucks spill coffee all over their computer. The angry manager cleaned up the coffee and was turning the computer back on. The cashier said, “Please let it work. Please let it work!” A barista walked by and said, “It should be faster than ever. That was a double shot … More Coffee Bytes!!!!
Heather, my wife is a runner, so I finally tried it. I ran on Monday, Wednesday and Friday. I’ve always heard about a state of euphoria a runner reaches at some point. Heather asked me if I had hit that state yet. I said, “Absolutely. Every week on Tuesday, Thursday and Sunday.” I think a … More Run For Your Life!!