Nothing in my size fits me anymore. I have to believe there is a conspiracy in the clothing business to alter the sizes, rendering pants, shirts, whatever too small to wear. Now we must buy all new clothing, making these slimy companies billions. I’m sure I haven’t changed sizes. I’m in one of those dilemmas … More It’s Too Tight!!!
I think I know how to determine the length of time between a nano second and a split second. Heather and I were going to dinner and she asked me if her outfit looked good. If I had said yes in a nano second, we would have had a nice dinner and I wouldn’t be … More Yes!! I Meant To Say Yes!!!
Years ago, I worked in a clothing store. A woman and her son were looking at ladies jackets. The woman approached me and asked me, “If you had a girlfriend, what kind would you get”? I said,”One that is bullet proof. I’m married”! I guess she didn’t notice that my own clothing wasn’t even color … More Bullet Proof???