I Don’t Want This!!!

The day you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas. Speaking of Christmas, its amazing how many people ruin their careers at company Christmas parties. Years ago I was an executive attending our annual Christmas party. Everything was going well. Great food, great music, a very fun environment. There … More I Don’t Want This!!!

You Idiot!!!

Heather wanted a Pebble watch this year and prefers a heavy metal band rather than the leather one that comes with the watch. My neighbor gave me an idea for a gag gift. I took her old Pebble watch and super glued a Metallica CD to the face of it. Wait for it…. I’m your … More You Idiot!!!

Ten Reindeer???

Most people think there are only nine Reindeer, but there are actually 10. You don’t hear much about her because she’s kind of mean. She’s mentioned in the song. “Olive, the other Reindeer, used to laugh and call him names….” I know. Silly joke but this time of year is perfect for being silly. I … More Ten Reindeer???

The Madness Begins!

Attention! Only 404 shopping days until Christmas, 2017! Avoid the stress, buy now! (This is my 1,000th blog!) Since Christmas is so commercialized anyway, why not? I know some people who really start their Christmas shopping next year on December 26th this year. They like taking advantage of the after Christmas sales to get a … More The Madness Begins!