Stop!!! Thief!!!

I saw a sign in the grocery store that said “Free Range Turkeys” so I took one and headed for the door. The security guards were not amused. If we all took things literally, every one of us would end up in jail. First there’s the candy in a box that says “Whitman Sampler” but … More Stop!!! Thief!!!

Ten Reindeer???

Most people think there are only nine Reindeer, but there are actually 10. You don’t hear much about her because she’s kind of mean. She’s mentioned in the song. “Olive, the other Reindeer, used to laugh and call him names….” I know. Silly joke but this time of year is perfect for being silly. I … More Ten Reindeer???

Stop That Man!!!

I saw a sign in the grocery store that said “Free Range Turkeys” so I took one and headed for the door. The security guards were not amused. If we all took things literally, every one of us would end up in jail. First there’s the candy in a box that says “Whitman Sampler” but … More Stop That Man!!!

The Madness Begins!

Attention! Only 404 shopping days until Christmas, 2017! Avoid the stress, buy now! (This is my 1,000th blog!) Since Christmas is so commercialized anyway, why not? I know some people who really start their Christmas shopping next year on December 26th this year. They like taking advantage of the after Christmas sales to get a … More The Madness Begins!