My house doesn’t have a/c. I didn’t think I could afford a system last year so I bought 34 tubs and kept them filed with dry ice and water with a fan behind each. It was cool but very foggy and I kept running into things. I finally broke my leg. I spent $175,000 that … More I Can’t See Through The Fog!!!
This year, we have broken our Christmas Tree tradition and actually took the tree down before August. I love Christmas trees. That’s not unusual in itself, but we normally don’t take it down until far into the new year. Obviously, we have an artificial tree. We tried it once with a natural tree but in … More Oh Tannenbaum, Oh Tannenbaum…
14 years ago today, I started an airline called ‘Stealth Airlines’. I sold a lot of tickets for about a week, claiming my planes were invisible. I’ve hidden out in the Bermuda Triangle since then. It seems like people can’t take a joke anymore. I don’t believe that the US has an extradition treaty here … More You Have Invisible Planes?????
I saw a sign in the grocery store that said “Free Range Turkeys” so I took one and headed for the door. The security guards were not amused. If we all took things literally, every one of us would end up in jail. First there’s the candy in a box that says “Whitman Sampler” but … More Stop!!! Thief!!!
Most people think there are only nine Reindeer, but there are actually 10. You don’t hear much about her because she’s kind of mean. She’s mentioned in the song. “Olive, the other Reindeer, used to laugh and call him names….” I know. Silly joke but this time of year is perfect for being silly. I … More Ten Reindeer???
I think Santa Claus is better than Bigfoot. They’re both hairy, have never been seen, but Santa brings gifts and eats cookies. Bigfoot doesn’t do that. As was the scene again this year, on black Wednesday, Thursday or Friday, depending on the store, we got to see the greediness that is such a tell tale … More I Saw Bigfoot! Really! Maybe?
I saw a sign in the grocery store that said “Free Range Turkeys” so I took one and headed for the door. The security guards were not amused. If we all took things literally, every one of us would end up in jail. First there’s the candy in a box that says “Whitman Sampler” but … More Stop That Man!!!
Attention! Only 404 shopping days until Christmas, 2017! Avoid the stress, buy now! (This is my 1,000th blog!) Since Christmas is so commercialized anyway, why not? I know some people who really start their Christmas shopping next year on December 26th this year. They like taking advantage of the after Christmas sales to get a … More The Madness Begins!
“I give you the Griswold family Christmas tree!” Classic Chevy Chase line just before the tree bursts forth in every direction, breaking windows and swallowing him. … More My Favorite Christmas Movies