We finally had to break down and buy a new Christmas tree, pre-lit of course. We’ve been using the same tree for a long time. The first year we got it we left it on until June. All the lights burned out. That means I had to string the lights on the tree, which I … More My Christmas tree lights won’t work!!!
I was cleaning the garage yesterday. Suddenly, the Christmas tree box fell on me. I threw it off and it knocked over the metal gas can, which caused a spark, ignited the gas and torched the garage and Heather’s car. I am now in the witness protection program. Have you ever had a chain of … More Oy!! What A Day!!
This year, we have broken our Christmas Tree tradition and actually took the tree down before August. I love Christmas trees. That’s not unusual in itself, but we normally don’t take it down until far into the new year. Obviously, we have an artificial tree. We tried it once with a natural tree but in … More Oh Tannenbaum, Oh Tannenbaum…
Most people think there are only nine Reindeer, but there are actually 10. You don’t hear much about her because she’s kind of mean. She’s mentioned in the song. “Olive, the other Reindeer, used to laugh and call him names….” I know. Silly joke but this time of year is perfect for being silly. I … More Ten Reindeer???
I think Santa Claus is better than Bigfoot. They’re both hairy, have never been seen, but Santa brings gifts and eats cookies. Bigfoot doesn’t do that. As was the scene again this year, on black Wednesday, Thursday or Friday, depending on the store, we got to see the greediness that is such a tell tale … More I Saw Bigfoot! Really! Maybe?
I was arrested yesterday for the first time in my life. A jerk tried to give me a Christmas greeting, so I decked him. I don’t like being called Mary. … More You Have the Right to Remain Silent!!
“I think that I shall never see, something as ugly as a dead Christmas tree.” ~ me … More Another Dead Christmas Tree!!