I’ve started a new exercise program. I do twenty sit-ups every morning. That may not sound like a lot, but you can only hit that SNOOZE button so many times… Heather is a snoozer, big time. My alarm is set for 7:35 because she needs to be at her workplace by 8:30. When my alarm … More This Workout Plan Is Killing Me!!!
My wife keeps bugging me with the same list of things to get finished around the house. It’s ridiculous. You’d think by this time she’d know I have it memorized. I do a lot of work around the house. Some of it is mandated by my wife while others are volunteered. Every weekday morning, I … More I Have a Photogenically Memory!! Wait, Photogenically? Crud, I forgot the Word!
I went to the doctor to find out why I was unable to do many of the household chores that I used to do. He ran some tests. He said, “In layman’s terms, you’re just plain lazy.” I said, “Ok, now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife.” … More Ready, Set, Snooze!